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Silly Sketch
September 30, 2024
One of the most iconic comedy shows, and an inspiration to many comedians, just turned 50. Like most comedians, I grew up watching and worshiping the show. I have applied/submitted writing packets to show I think six times? Unfortunately, I’ve never been hired. But I decided to share a sketch I wrote from my most
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Rise of Halloween
September 16, 2024
A couple years back in the Fall, when I was remote working for radio, I booked a semi impromptu trip to Portugal for a European surfing trip, just for the Hell of it. There, I hung out with Europeans from all over Europe, but mostly Germans and Belgians. While Halloween has it’s roots in Celtic
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Dysentery on the Oregon Trail
September 15, 2024
Back when I was in middle school, I remember the library suddenly having a computer room and computer classes becoming a regular part of life. The Oregon Trail game was considered a ‘learning’ game and it was one of the things we looked forward to doing in-between honing general computer skills. Calling Oregon Trail a
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Big Sky
September 7, 2024
“Big Sky” Big Sky looked down on all the people who think they got problems They get depressed, and they hold their heads in their hands and they cry People lift up their hands and they look up to the Big Sky But the Big Sky is too big to sympathize —The Kinks To be
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Headless
September 1, 2024
The corpse of the squirrel was mostly fresh, except for the head which was detected, and for reasons I couldn’t fully fathom, the skull was bare of any flesh. But still, it lay next to the headless body which was now being feasted on by various insects. I held my breath at such horror while
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Toes and Tires
August 20, 2024
The toe next to the big toe on my left foot was just healing from an unknown injury. And just when it was better, I dropped a waterpik directly on it. It hit right at the corner, directly on the toe right under the nail. Cursing, I hopped from the bathroom to the bed, and
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And The Winner Is…
August 18, 2024
There are very few instances I didn’t feel safe in my neighborhood, where I’ve lived for a decade. One of these instances happened recently. My friend, Greg, and I had just seen ‘Back to the Future’ on Broadway. I was walking home from the subway, which is a bit of a walk. It was late.
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New York Paradise
August 9, 2024
The sun beamed stronger than an ant carrying a crumb twenty times its body weight. My wide brim straw hat covers my melasma stained face, which, I’ve been warned will worsen outdoors despite my best efforts to wear hats and sunscreen. Despite my growing insecurity of my discolored face, I would rather die than never
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Chicken Hawk
August 1, 2024
“Don’t pee on the American flag, it’s un-American!” I say to Leo and Crumb, the two dogs I’m out walking while dog sitting. I pull them away from the flag, staked in the ground. Of course, peeing in public as a dog isn’t just legal, it’s acceptable. But if I pull down my pants and
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Come Dancing: Part II
July 26, 2024
The city is only great in the Spring and the Fall. Summer is far too hot. It smells like piss in the streets and if you take the subway anywhere, you’re bound to show up drenched in sweat. I have, on more than one occasion, brought a second set of clothes in a backpack so
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