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Movies That Made Me Cry
January 11, 2018
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (2017) There seems to be some debate about how great this movie is, but it was easily one of my favorites of 2017. The writer/director Martin McDonagh is definitely heavily influenced by two of my favorite directors, the Coen brothers. I mean, Francis McDormand is the lead (and she fucking
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1000 Words
January 5, 2018
A picture is worth a thousand words. We have heard it a thousand times. It is true, sometimes, that a picture conveys a message better than the word. Especially when I see pictures of war zones, or people born into countries that aren’t as privileged as the United States. These photographs of such tragedy slay
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Bad Habits
December 29, 2017
“Feel like a brand new person (But you make the same old mistakes) I finally know what is love (You don’t have what it takes) (Stop while it’s not too late) (I know there’s too much at stake) (Making the same mistakes) And I still don’t know why it’s happening (Stop before it’s too late)”
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To All My Friends
December 22, 2017
Now, I realize my blogs can be quite deplorable tonally. As well as my twitter jokes. And my stand-up. And just being around me in general (I was once out with my friend/comic Michael Somerville and his friend. His friend whom I just met asked me, “what is your stand-up about?” And without missing a
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What’s His Name
December 15, 2017
Sometime early 2016, I went on three dates with a guy and never learned his name. That sentence is both ridiculous and hilarious, but also, sadly true. Allow me to explain. We “met” on Bumble. Bumble, for those lucky enough to have never online dated, is your basic swipe left for no, swipe right for
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Toys R Us
December 10, 2017
For two months I worked in a Toys R Us for the months of November and December for just above minimum wage. I had already graduated from college, an honors student. This was after I worked in the nursing home. The nursing home job remains one of the highest paying jobs I’ve ever had. I
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Secret Spy
December 3, 2017
Many times as a kid, and I won’t lie, as an adult as well, I’ve daydreamed the scenario where I’m a spy. Incognito and unnoticed, a simple patron of a bar or cafe, gathering information on someone. An ass kicking spy who “only works alone” because everyone she gets close to dies and makes sarcastic
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Background
November 25, 2017
It would probably not surprise you if I told you that background actors (and I use the word “actor” here very loosely) are mostly batshit insane. I’ve never claimed nor pretended to be sane myself, but I self-indentify as the “good kind of crazy,” if such a thing exists. And it often horrifies me when
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Remember, Remember, What Happens In November
November 19, 2017
There are patterns. And they can’t always be chalked up to coincidence. To see it that way would be foolish. November and February. The notoriously rough months. It’s rare I can escape either month without some sort of depressive episode and/or a nervous breakdown. Blame it on the darkness. Blame it on the cold. Blame
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Showered
November 12, 2017
“You would think you came from a broken home with a bad divorce based on your feelings towards marriage,” my friend said to me. It’s hard not to laugh at that, because it would seem that way. But he is wrong. My parents marriage is so fucking good, they have nearly ruined relationships for me.
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