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November 19, 2016
Anyone who knows me very well knows, I’m almost always on the verge of quitting comedy (particularly this year) and running off to an island, teaching English to impoverished kids or something like that. Whether or not these are empty threats depends entirely on which version of me you’re talking to. I’m not alone in
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What You Wish For
November 14, 2016
I didn’t want to write a blog this week. Ipso facto, why this one is a bit tardy. I didn’t want to write about how I didn’t vote, because I’m as cynical as one can get about the political game. I didn’t want to defend my decision not to partake in an election I regard
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Teddy
November 5, 2016
Teddy was a hamster. But Teddy was also a lot more than a mere adorable rodent. Teddy was a class pet in my third grade class. Every week, there was a lottery to determine who got to take Teddy home for the weekend. My family never really had pets growing up. We never had a
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AKA DEATH
October 29, 2016
After a near death experience, slacker Andi makes a deal with Death to continue living. AKA DEATH: PILOT
Getting High In Cars With Boys
October 22, 2016
My late teens could best be defined driving aimlessly, smoking blunts around Long Island. This was wasted time I’ll never see as wasted. While a lot of it is wash in my memory (alas, I was high), some of the most important conversations of my life happened in the cars of my best boys, getting
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Songs for Smiling
October 15, 2016
This list was actually much harder to narrow down than I thought. There are so many songs that make me happy (who knew?)! But these are definitely some of my favorites that can almost instantly make me groove. 15. Hold On To Your Heart – Man Man “Hold on to your heart Even when your
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EDITTT
October 10, 2016
There’s a reason there’s more people who want to write books than actually write them. Because it’s an extremely long, sometimes enlightening, often painful process. And it’s really long. Did I mention it’s long, often dreadful, with lack of foresight for a payoff? For as long as I can even remember, I wanted to write
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Don’t Pray For Me
September 30, 2016
Anytime anyone tells me they’re going to pray for me, it takes everything in me not to roll my eyes. A raised Catholic, turned agnostic, turned angry and outspoken atheist, turned (finally) to a passive atheist, I no longer feel the need to berate people for their religious beliefs. Sometimes it’s fun, sure. I’m still
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The Nice Guys
September 24, 2016
I didn’t really want to write this blog, but I feel like someone has to say it, and it might as well be me, because, let’s face it, I’m pretty brilliant. If you’re sitting around thinking, “I’m such a nice guy (or girl), and girls (or boys) don’t want to date me, even though I’m
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Fucking Funny Films
September 17, 2016
This was probably the hardest list I’ve ever made, and some of my absolute favorites didn’t make this list. BUT, I aimed to choose the films that make me howl with laughter over and over, even though I’ve seen all these movies many, many times and know all the jokes. If I need a laugh,
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