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Stay on Trail
April 27, 2016
“Stay on Trail,” those signs were put up for me. Or people like me. People who look at something dangerous, and are automatically drawn to it. People who are easily bored, overly adventurous, or just plain stupid. Those are my people. “Fuck the trail.” -Me The trail is safe. The trail is fine. The trail
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2026, The Year I Die
April 17, 2016
“The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.” – Mark Twain I’ve been living the past ten years under the belief that I die in 2026, just before my 37th birthday. If you think this is ridiculous, it’s because it is.
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A Look Forward to Palminteri’s “AKA DEATH”
April 9, 2016
The long anticipated (by no one in particular) dark comedy pilot from Lori Palminteri, “AKA Death,” is soon to be released. The pilot follows Andi (played by Palminteri), a misfit who’s only friend is her drug dealer (Carmen Lynch). Andi is coerced into giving her deadbeat and most likely clinically insane father (Joe Starr) a
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Set Up, Punch
April 4, 2016
A few weeks back, I had the pleasure of opening for Louie CK, at Governor’s Comedy Club. Having briefly been on his show, and doing spots at Comedy Cellar, I was happy enough that he even knew who I was. Opening for people whom you admire is really fucking cool. The first show, I was
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Paranoid Android
March 28, 2016
“Ambition makes you look pretty ugly.” Exhaustion does funny things to the brain. It’s not that I haven’t been sleeping. Been sleeping plenty, though none of it good. For the better part of the month, I’ve been tossing and turning, waking up from familiar nightmares, and getting up more groggy than usual, looking out my
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Domenica
March 22, 2016
“Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And
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Pirate
March 14, 2016
A month ago, I went to Florida to visit my parents, sister and nephew, and we met with my Aunt and Uncle to go to Magic Kingdom in Disney World. It was my nephew’s first trip there, but he’s a bit young, so the adults enjoyed the day more than the babes. Myself, my nephew,
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Irrational Thoughts
March 7, 2016
A lot has been bothering me lately, and my mind is even more poisoned than normal, and I can’t write about why, and the things I can write about I won’t because I’m a fraud, like every one else. The anxiety started weeks ago… like an incoming tide, slowly rising, until I was drowning in
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Going to the Movies Alone
February 27, 2016
Movie going is one of my favorite pastimes. There was a time in my life, I would go to the movies every week. I wouldn’t even look up times or what was playing. I’d show up, and just see the next movie. I saw literally every movie in theaters. Alone. There’s something therapeutic about the
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Dear Michelle
February 22, 2016
Dear Michelle, You don’t know me, and I don’t know you. You used to have my phone number. I got my cell phone for Christmas when I was seventeen. All my friends had cellphones for a couple years. I was the last person to get a cell phone in my high school, I’m pretty sure.
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