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March 9, 2015
From an early age, it was apparent my brother was dyslexic. It was damn hard for him to read. With every sentence he wrote, there was a blaring dyslexic mistake. He had his tests read to him, and was forced to take special reading classes. Teachers suspected that I too might be dyslexic. While the
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Guns N Shit
March 2, 2015
America is no longer a violent country. Not in the true sense of the word. We are “Die Hard” violent. We love a good action movie, where the protagonist can drive a car off a bridge, AK-47 in hand, shooting the bad guy, and right when you think he’s going to die, a smart-ass helicopter
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Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
February 24, 2015
The mistake people make when planning parties and get-togethers, is they are so concerned about other people having fun, they themselves forget to have fun. I’ve seen many hosts fail to enjoy their own events over and over. That’s why when I was planning my sister’s bachelorette party, I decided to plan everything based on
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Cupid is a Dick
February 14, 2015
Years ago, on Valentine’s Day, my best friend Lauren and I decided to go out to dinner. We went to a sushi restaurant. The waitress gave us both roses, and we giggled at the absurdity of it all. Going out to dinner for Valentine’s Day wasn’t some single ladies feminist statement. Lauren and I are
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Panic Attack
February 8, 2015
It has come to my attention that some of my loyal blog readers have never experienced and are quite perplexed about these panic attacks I often speak of. Because I estimate a low number of loyal followers, “some” is probably like a quarter of my readership. Putting a panic attack into words is something I’ve
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Suicidal Fish
January 31, 2015
Sometimes, right before I wake up, I think I’m in my room at my parents house. Not the guest room, where I stay now. The room I grew up in. With all my stuff. Before I moved. Before it was turned into a nursery for my nephew. That’s not so weird, I suppose. But sometimes,
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Under the Sea & AXS TV
January 26, 2015
On the sandy floor of the ocean, off the coast of southern Florida, I let out what was left of the air in my lungs so I could be still for a moment longer, taking in the serenity of the fish swaying with the currents on the coral reef. To my left, a barracuda eyed my
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Lesser Known Netflix Movies You Should Watch
January 19, 2015
10. Filth A British film about a detective who’s seriously losing his shit. Based on an Irvine Welsh novel who’s known for dark humor, schitzo characters, and drugs. Is it any wonder this movie made my list? This is a fun one, if you’re slightly fucked in the head. 9. Blackfish Is this considered lesser
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College: Part II, Hunter College
January 12, 2015
Hunter College is a relatively hard school to get into, because it’s super cheap, and has a pretty good reputation. I liked Hunter immediately. Like me, the students and professors had other lives. They worked and went to college (or taught classes). It didn’t have that pretentious University feel. It felt like a good fit
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College: Part I, Suffolk Community College
January 4, 2015
In high school, I was a slightly above average student. I had mostly A’s, except in Math where I struggled to a get a B. I grew up in West Islip, a middle class to upper middle class town on the south shore of Long Island. When senior finally came, the buzz was all about
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