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Ebola For You
October 21, 2014
Like a normal teenager, I spent many nights reading about about diseases on the internet. I was (still am) obsessed with diseases. And as far as viruses go, Ebola is king. An Ebola outbreak in the U.S. became my biggest fear in high school, after I read the novel, “The Hot Zone,” which I highly
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My Imaginary Abusive Boyfriend
October 14, 2014
I can feel the eyes looking at my face. When my gaze meets theirs, I can see the fear and worry in their eyes. They are wondering if someone hit me. They are wondering if I have an abusive boyfriend. I would think the same, if I saw a woman with a shiner on her
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Don’t Kill Your Heroes
October 5, 2014
The time I was most star struck in my entire life was by someone most would never recognize: David Sedaris. David Sedaris is an author, one of my favorite writers, and an inspiration to me. His writing is hilarious, real, and cynical yet warm. In a way, my love for his work had more of
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Hopeless Romantic
September 29, 2014
A blog about love? Oh boy… here we go… I’ve just attended another cousins wedding, and I’m happy to witness yet another two terrific people who make a great couple. For those who know me, they know my stark views against marriage. This is a bit odd, as I behave like a child
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How To Be Happy
September 25, 2014
The title of this blog should probably have a question mark at the end of it. I have more knowledge about how one could survive the zombie apocalypse than happiness. I think, though, there was a time in my life where happiness was the dominant emotion, rather than plagued by pending mental break downs, and
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Crazy Aunt Lori
September 17, 2014
My parents are both one of six (my grandmother the youngest of 20!). I have a large family, lots of aunts, uncles, and cousins. I’m fortunate enough to be close with most of them. They’re crazy, yes. But they’re my family. There’s something among kin, that even when you’re completely mad, the level of understanding
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I Love NY?
September 9, 2014
The end of the summer always makes me a little blue, swirled with anxiety about returning to school, even though I haven’t returned to school in a few years, I’m still conditioned to get stressed out come September. Alas, the summer’s end is eased by the beauty of the changing leaves, the lack of sweating
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JUMP (this is not for you)
September 1, 2014
This one is not for you. It’s for me. It’s for a month from now, or two, when I am losing my shit, questioning all my life decisions. This is for future Lori. A reminder, for when I forget. Because I will. I like to jump off of cliffs. I love that feeling: The standing
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Music Videos
August 24, 2014
When MTV/VH1 still played music videos, I was all about them. I used to watch the countdowns every morning. Watching/listening music videos were the perfect thing to get ready for school. I miss music videos. Here are some of my favorites/most memorable. 10. Blue Orchid: White Stripes This music video is creepy as fuck. Jack
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Perseids
August 19, 2014
The Perseids meteor shower happens every August. And I don’t know why it took me to move to Queens to suddenly have this incredibly strong urge to see it. No matter. I could drive to the beach and see it. I wouldn’t get home later than any normal night I’m out doing comedy. Of course,
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