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TV Characters That Made Me Want To Write For TV
July 29, 2014
10. Lisa Simpson A kid in a loving, but screwed up family that is a smart dork with quick wit, and a bit of an artsy snob? Of course I related to Lisa Simpson from a young age. I’m like a not as smart, from an even more dysfunctional family, grown up version of Lisa
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Gypsy Healthcare
July 22, 2014
After I graduated college, I rewarded myself by visiting my friend who was living in Spain at the time. She was living in Almeria, the southern most point in Spain. I visited Almeria, Barcelona, Madrid, and Granada. (Almeria is the Southern most point of Spain. It’s a big vacation spot for Europeans in the summer.)
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Treasure Map
July 15, 2014
No one did summer vacation like we did. If the sun was shining, we were out on our boat. We did it all. Boogie boarding, surfing, sand castles, tubing, water skiiing, knee boarding, fishing, clamming, crabbing, barbequing, all while getting a spectacular tan, without ever really noticing. We even found a treasure map. It was
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Time Spent In Space
July 6, 2014
On the beach of Fire Island, the night sky was clear enough to see Saturn, Mars, and the Milky Way. We were drunk enough, passing my pipe, thinking how small we were in this universe, in a cliche stoner fashion. It was one of those perfect moments. Two best friends, sharing a point in time,
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In Five Years Time
July 1, 2014
Where do you see yourself in five years? I really hate that question. Five years ago, I tried stand-up for the first time. Stand-up comedy was not something I always wanted to do. I always wanted to be a sitcom writer. Stand-up just seemed terrifying and impossible to me. Which is why I had to
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WHITE. TRASH. PEACOCK. HATER.
June 22, 2014
We drove. It was a long car ride, lacking today’s technology to pass the time. But we didn’t mind. We were going to Disney World, and we couldn’t be happier. But, before visiting the happiest place on Earth, we had to visit the least happiest places on Earth: my grandparents trailer home in Florida. Paint
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Just a Dad & His Toy Helicopter
June 15, 2014
My dad has a collection of toy helicopters. He thinks you’ll be impressed by his piloting skills of the miniature flying machine. He’ll have you put out your hand flat, and land it on your palm. There’s about an equal chance that it will land on your hand as the tiny propeller may hit your
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All In Good Time
June 12, 2014
If you haven’t seen the new X-Men Days of Future Past, I highly recommend you do so. If you don’t like X-Men, we’re probably not friends, nor will we ever be. Not only do I love super heroes, but I’m very into time traveling stories. If you don’t like X-Men, then… Oh time traveling, long
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I Am Superman, And I Can’t Do Anything
June 1, 2014
Years from now, I will be diagnosed with some sort of personality disorder. Schizoid, or something. A mild form of aspergers. Years from now, I will stop self medicating, and start getting medicine from a doctor. Anti-depressants. Anti-anxiety. Something for this, and something for that. Years from now, I will forgive myself for not being
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Fairy Tale Wedding
May 27, 2014
Is there a better way to celebrate a marriage by getting so shit faced drunk that you can’t feel the blisters developing on your feet from uncomfortable hells? I think not. Despite my general aversion to the institution of marriage, I more than approve of my cousin and her new husband’s elopement. The reason they
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