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Nov 19, 2024
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Dear Uncle Dennis
November 19, 2024
Dear Uncle Dennis, To say you are missed would be an understatement. Not just by me. I’m sorry your last years here were turbulent with illness. I’m sorry you won’t see your granddaughter’s grow up. I’m sorry you won’t be here for Christmas. I’m sorry there was no way for us to save you. I’m
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Big Island: Manta Rays, Meth and Waterfalls
November 18, 2024
On top of Rainbow Falls, a man who looked liked if Gandalf was smoking crack in his pipe for a couple centuries, calls to me, a lone traveler exploring the area, “if you don’t have a boyfriend, wanna get high with me?” “No thank you,” I said, as he’s not my type, nor is crack
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Run, Run, Run, Run, Run, Run, Run Away
November 6, 2024
Though I remain married to New York, Hawaii is like my much sexier mistress whom I’ve fallen head over heels for but am too afraid to leave my spouse for her in any permanent way. Limerence be damned, this is true love. My heart sings for Hawaii, the glimmering pellucid turquoise water filled with sea
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Wonder Boy
October 29, 2024
My Mom or Mimi, as she is called by her three grand-kids, gets a call from Blaise. Her youngest grandchild at three years old, my brother’s son. “Mimi!” he exclaims in his oh so cute cartoonish kid voice, “I have to come over and fix your flat tire! Do you have the tools? Do you
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Shy People Approaching Shy People
October 24, 2024
I’ve been to New York Comic con a couple times in the past. For those of those who’ve never been, Comic Con is a huge event for nerds, dorks and pop culture enthusiasts. I am all three! There are panels and sneak peak glimpses in what’s to come in the world of movies, tv, comics
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I’m Having Sex With Everyone, Except You (This Title Is Not True And Mostly Click Bait)
October 15, 2024
What a ridiculous blog title that is WAY too long. A writer’s trick (or maybe editor’s trick?) is to keep titles short. People are more likely to read short titles. A publisher told me this once and I’ve since believed it to be true, though I’ve done no research on the matter. But you know
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Table Full of Drinks
October 10, 2024
My mom’s side of the family (The George’s) are known for our particularly legendary weddings… at least in our own minds. We’re a bunch of drinking and dancing fools. I have big families on both my mom and dads side, and a large network of friends, so much so, that my friend Katrina has said
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Weirder and Weirder Still
October 1, 2024
Last year, I self produced a comedy album/special at Smodcastle Cinemas. The album itself has been in the rotation at SiriusXM for almost a year, and was briefly #1 on iTunes (or whatever it’s called now). The video took longer to edit (naturally) and it had been my hopes to sell it to a major
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Silly Sketch
September 30, 2024
One of the most iconic comedy shows, and an inspiration to many comedians, just turned 50. Like most comedians, I grew up watching and worshiping the show. I have applied/submitted writing packets to show I think six times? Unfortunately, I’ve never been hired. But I decided to share a sketch I wrote from my most
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Rise of Halloween
September 16, 2024
A couple years back in the Fall, when I was remote working for radio, I booked a semi impromptu trip to Portugal for a European surfing trip, just for the Hell of it. There, I hung out with Europeans from all over Europe, but mostly Germans and Belgians. While Halloween has it’s roots in Celtic
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