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Hate Yourself Less
April 23, 2023
It doesn’t even take that much to hate yourself less. It’s just that pesky Doubt Demon keeps jumping in the front seat and taking the wheel. Write more. Hate yourself less. Hustle. Work. Hate yourself less. But don’t sacrifice your social life too much. No one ever said this was going to be easy. You’re
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My Friend’s Parents
April 17, 2023
When my best friend Lauren graduated with her degree in Pharmacy, her parents threw a big backyard party. At this point, we were all legally allowed to drink, so my group of friends often partied with our parents. The older I get, the more I realize just how special my childhood friendships were and are—
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No Small Miracle
April 11, 2023
I had felt pretty good about myself that day, the day before St Patrick’s Day, after a successful date. Still got it, I said to myself. But upon deploying the subway, I opened a text from my mom and the world spun upside down. My uncle had a heart attack. And without spilling all the
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Fuck! Marry! Hug!
April 3, 2023
It’s time for Fuck! Marry! Kill! Ted Lasso edition! But I can’t kill any of the Lasso characters, so I’ll hug them instead. Here we go… FUCK! Dani Rojas: If I dated Dani, his optimism and my realism would ultimately clash. But he is adorable and has too much energy. And clearly a good time.
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Make Dobby Make The Bed
March 28, 2023
Growing up, we never really stayed in hotels. On the trips we took to Disney World (which we drove to), we stayed in a condo outside of Disney— as is, it was a trip my folks could barely afford. It really wouldn’t be until I became a comedian that I would frequent hotels. Initially, hotel
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Reasons Comedians Don’t Watch Other Comedian’s Stand Up
March 22, 2023
Years ago I wrote a blog about what was hack material in the comic world. It made some people defensive. So let’s do it again, shall we! But this time, let’s talk about comics who don’t watch other comedians. Some comedians don’t watch other people’s comedy specials. Some don’t even like to watch other comic’s
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I Pledge Allegiance, To An Autistic French Royal
March 21, 2023
Back in school days, I never did like standing for the pledge of allegiance. It wasn’t a statement thing. I wasn’t Colin Kaepernick’ing or anything. If there was anything I was protesting it wasn’t the country, it was more being forced to stand up at 7am and listen to announcements I didn’t care about. Mostly
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Okay, So I’m The Asshole
March 10, 2023
It had been months since I’d even been on a date proper. Let’s see, my last relationship crashed and burned in November when my psychotic ex pretended to be dying. That one cut deep. Though I licked my wounds and now my biggest regret about that relationship is because I still dating him when I
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Dear Sims I Unnecessarily Murdered
March 4, 2023
Dear Sims I Unnecessarily Murdered, I guess I should start by apologizing for the very name of this blog. Because I can’t really think of a ‘necessary’ reason to murder a Sim. But here we are. When it comes to caring for little simulated people, I acted like a Greek God… mischievous and without empathy.
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So I Got My Dad An Inappropriate Birthday Present
February 23, 2023
In so many ways, like father like daughter. It’s true enough that with his dry wit and nonsense humor, he could have been the comedian— not me. And when it comes to having wretched sinuses, filled with polyps and easily triggered allergies by pollen and animals, I inherited his bad qualities along with his good
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