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How I Got Football Banned From A Middle School Field Trip
February 13, 2023
Okay, okay… this title is a little misleading. I didn’t intentionally get football banned from a field trip, but often misleading titles are a way to draw a reader in. It wasn’t like I lobbied for it. It was an accident. Where I grew up on Long Island, middler schoolers had an opportunity to go
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Texture Over Taste
February 12, 2023
When it comes to food, we all have our preferences. For the most part, I have a pretty sophisticated palate. And while there’s nothing wrong with having a simple palate, I consider an adult “chicken finger kid,” as someone who is not that intelligent and/or lacks culture. However, I do have some weird food triggers
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A Woman Obsessed (with dishes)
January 31, 2023
In just five days in Florida at my parents house, we must have had at least 42 conversations about dishes. By the second time we had the dish conversation, I was over it, but I knew the saga would not end. It all started when my Mom decided that her dish set, a cherry bloom
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Apocalypse Thoughts
January 27, 2023
It’s hard to say when I first started planning for the end of days, because once it starts, it really just doesn’t stop. I even remember being a kid in church and imagining the priest suddenly turning into a zombie, and then carnage begins and I would look around the church at all the things
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Computer Confusion
January 18, 2023
Surely, you’ve heard of muscle confusion. If you haven’t, you’re probably in dire need of a work out. Let me enlighten you. The internet defines muscle confusion as: “this theory claims that confused muscles, exposed to changing workouts, gain more size and strength than complacent muscles cycling through the same routines, even if people are
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The Ghost In The Hall
January 8, 2023
It’s November 2022, Paris. I’m staying in a quaint small hotel in the eclectic 2nd arrondissement. An old building… like everything in this city. [Going up the stairs of Hotel de Nice] [My room] [The view out the skylight] [An old photo of the hotel] If you recall, I had traveled to France solo. Since
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Agoraphobia
January 8, 2023
Agoraphobia is an anxiety disorder that often develops after one or more panic attacks. Symptoms include fear and avoidance of places and situations that might cause feelings of panic, entrapment, helplessness, or embarrassment. Treatment can help, but this condition cannot be cured. This is the medical definition of agoraphobia, though I might disagree with science
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I Have Bad Dreams Too
January 4, 2023
I wake up on my sisters couch, to my niece practically on top of me staring at me. She had fallen asleep snuggling with me. I moved her but she woke in the middle of the night and crawled back next to me. “You have to sleep next to me every night,” she says, “because
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The Knife At The Holiday Party
December 28, 2022
The group of kids I grew up with are still some of my closest friends to this day. It seems rare now, in my 30s, that one remains so close to their childhood best friends. Most of us have been friends since middle school, if not elementary school. We just got lucky, I guess. To
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Sorry Your Family Isn’t Cool
December 22, 2022
“I remember dreaming Wishing, hoping, praying for this day Now we sit and watch them The little ones I love So excited by the wait” — Christmastime, by the Smashing Pumpkins While many people who know me would accuse me of being an ice queen, a real life Wednesday Addams, socially autistic and a Debbie
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