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Devices and Vices
August 25, 2023
There are times I will go some time without a lick of booze or a puff of weed without even trying or thinking about it. Wrapped up in work or activities that I don’t feel will be amplified by such things. When my brain won’t pester me with overlapping thoughts nor will I feel estranged
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Screeching Screams
August 19, 2023
I’m thankful for any night I can fall asleep before 1am. If I fall asleep before midnight it’s usually at the cost of a sleep aid, or illness. But on this night, I drifted off to sleep pondering this strange dream I had the night before where I was locked in a rehab, except the
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Clinging To Life
August 13, 2023
“Gertrude, are you dead?” These are usually the first words I utter in the morning, or the first thing I say when I come home. Gertrude, of course, is my beta fish (who identifies as they/them) of about three years. They are dying. Gertrude’s metallic shining blue scales have been fading to a flatter color.
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Barbie Dreamhouse
August 5, 2023
I’m unsure when I stopped playing with Barbie’s and became much more of a tomboy exactly… but I did have and play Barbie’s with my older sister, Lisa. Mitch, our younger brother, joined us too— much to Lisa’s dismay who didn’t want our kid brother playing with us. Mitch was a boy through and through.
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Inappropriate Laughing
July 28, 2023
In school, I seldom got in trouble. I was an exemplary student, for the most part. I was polite and got good grades (except in math). Usually, I was rather quiet. A true introvert. The classes I did get in trouble in were usually when my best friend, Lauren, and I had a class together.
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Jelly Sea Sting
July 16, 2023
Growing up, I was one of those “old soul” kids. Introspective and a listener, I liked conversing with adults as much as I like running around with kids my own age. An old soul child is a gift to a parent, as I required little parenting, and even helped parent my siblings and reprimanded them
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Patronage Plea
July 9, 2023
Okay, okay, okay… so let’s start with some COOL news. And then I’ll get into why my life is a complicated mess and why I need your help. Pretty soon, I’m going to annoy the shit out of everyone on social media promoting my first comedy special taping/album. I’m super stoked to announce I will
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Toast Tips
July 8, 2023
Whether it’s a wedding toast or a speech at a retirement or something, most people are pretty awful at public speaking. Don’t feel bad. It’s hard. And if it’s not something you practice, it’s unlikely you’ll be that good at it even if you have some natural charisma. As a professional writer and public speaker,
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Turn A Light On
June 26, 2023
There are some things I’ve been blessed with. Brains. Boobs. A hilarious sense of humor. A good family. Generally being born American. But no one is without their curses. My most annoying curse is allergies, which has hindered my quality of life since I was a child. It’s manageable, of course, and not the worst
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Boys Don’t Cry
June 25, 2023
Some decades ago, before kids, my mom and her sister, my Aunt Karen, went to see The Cure in New York City. As they stood on line, the band walked by and was trying to enter the side stage door where they were stopped and asked for their backstage passes. “We’re the bloody band, man,”
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