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It’s Thursday
August 27, 2020
It’s 4:30 in the morning and I’m wide awake. Not surprising, at least not to me. I was so tired last night, so tired I fell asleep before eight, without the help of a little pill or a little laced chocolate or a little hit of anything. Just pure, sober, exhaustion. Sick? No. I think
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A Letter From Sexy Underwear
August 18, 2020
Dear Lori, Wow. It’s been sometime. I’ve fallen to the bottom or your underwear and bra drawer, in your shitty Ikea dresser that you said was a temporary dresser some six years ago. Have you forgotten what I look like? Or how cute your little non-existent butt looks like in a see through lace?
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Tell Tale Fart
August 14, 2020
I was very nervous. I don’t know what made me do it. It was the man’s eye. When my mother and I walked into the store, the man that greeted us had a terrible eye that was a yellowish-white. And he wasn’t friendly. Not friendly at all. Most times, when you walk into a store,
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Slipper & Slipping
August 3, 2020
It’s not your traditional Cinderella story. It’s not a Cinderella story at all, in fact. There’s no falling in love or even a proper shagging. There’s no shagging. It’s no longer official quarantine but the signs on the expressway remind you, “COVID IS STILL A THREAT: WEAR A MASK.” And anyone who says dating has
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While You Were Sleeping
August 3, 2020
While you were sleeping, with your long lashes closed over your wonder filled brown eyes, I kissed you on the cheek, then stroked your bleach blond hair. You were perfect. Peaceful. ‘Cozy-warm,’ as your sister says, when she pulls her Minnie Mouse blanket around her. And, you, baby niece, sweaty in your crib from the
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Bagging Groceries
July 27, 2020
Confession number one. I’ve been rather cheap in tipping delivery guys when I order in food. In the beginning of quarantine, I was good about it. But I’m financially strapped, and the days look grimmer. Outside of comedy, I work part time for a marketing director. For the first time in maybe forever, I actually
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Witchy Women
July 21, 2020
In some respects, I’d be insulting myself and in other ways I’d be complimenting myself if I labeled my person as a “witch.” And no, I don’t mean this as I practice Wicca or have a bad temper. I don’t practice any religion, and I think my temper is one of the few things I
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Wildflowers
July 13, 2020
It was a sight for sore eyes. Though I didn’t mind growing up near the train tracks. The sound of a train passing was hardly noticeable to me, since I was raised there and was so used it. But I remember when my Uncle visited from Virginia or a friend slept over they said they
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The Good. The Bad. The Funny.
July 3, 2020
One of my pen-pals (yes, that’s plural, I have multiple pen-pals that I write to via email or by hand or sometimes via messenger pigeons or I just write poetry and put it in bottles and thrust it into the ocean hoping it might reach a soul mate) shared this quote from Bob Newhart: “You
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Scuba Keg & Other Bad Ideas
June 25, 2020
It was my neighbor’s college graduation party. He was my kid brother’s best friend, and like a brother to me as well. As was his older brother, Wes, who was my age. It was destined to be a wild night. It wasn’t quite yet summer, but the weather felt it was. The pool was open.
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