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AKA DEATH
October 29, 2016
After a near death experience, slacker Andi makes a deal with Death to continue living. AKA DEATH: PILOT
Getting High In Cars With Boys
October 22, 2016
My late teens could best be defined driving aimlessly, smoking blunts around Long Island. This was wasted time I’ll never see as wasted. While a lot of it is wash in my memory (alas, I was high), some of the most important conversations of my life happened in the cars of my best boys, getting
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Songs for Smiling
October 15, 2016
This list was actually much harder to narrow down than I thought. There are so many songs that make me happy (who knew?)! But these are definitely some of my favorites that can almost instantly make me groove. 15. Hold On To Your Heart – Man Man “Hold on to your heart Even when your
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EDITTT
October 10, 2016
There’s a reason there’s more people who want to write books than actually write them. Because it’s an extremely long, sometimes enlightening, often painful process. And it’s really long. Did I mention it’s long, often dreadful, with lack of foresight for a payoff? For as long as I can even remember, I wanted to write
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Don’t Pray For Me
September 30, 2016
Anytime anyone tells me they’re going to pray for me, it takes everything in me not to roll my eyes. A raised Catholic, turned agnostic, turned angry and outspoken atheist, turned (finally) to a passive atheist, I no longer feel the need to berate people for their religious beliefs. Sometimes it’s fun, sure. I’m still
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The Nice Guys
September 24, 2016
I didn’t really want to write this blog, but I feel like someone has to say it, and it might as well be me, because, let’s face it, I’m pretty brilliant. If you’re sitting around thinking, “I’m such a nice guy (or girl), and girls (or boys) don’t want to date me, even though I’m
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Fucking Funny Films
September 17, 2016
This was probably the hardest list I’ve ever made, and some of my absolute favorites didn’t make this list. BUT, I aimed to choose the films that make me howl with laughter over and over, even though I’ve seen all these movies many, many times and know all the jokes. If I need a laugh,
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Sad Clown
September 12, 2016
I sort of unintentionally (or maybe subconsciously intentionally) drew some attention to myself as someone who suffers from severe depression. It’s not an act of bravery to write about such things. At least I don’t see it that way, and I cringe when people applaud me for opening up about my demented thoughts. My blog,
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C’mon Irene
September 5, 2016
This obnoxious nature-taunting picture was taken late summer 2011, on the Eve Irene would visit Long Island. Growing up a beach bum on the south shore of Long Island, we knew Irene was going to do damage, but not nearly as bad as News 12 was making it out. If
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(Road) Rage
August 28, 2016
Much of my time is spent in my car. As a traveling clown, I spend hours playing music too loud, to drown out my non-stop, often horrific thoughts, as I make my way to a gig. Usually, I’m singing along, zoned out, and occasionally talking (by talking I mean mumbling) to myself. In my defense,
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