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How To Be Happy
September 25, 2014
The title of this blog should probably have a question mark at the end of it. I have more knowledge about how one could survive the zombie apocalypse than happiness. I think, though, there was a time in my life where happiness was the dominant emotion, rather than plagued by pending mental break downs, and
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Crazy Aunt Lori
September 17, 2014
My parents are both one of six (my grandmother the youngest of 20!). I have a large family, lots of aunts, uncles, and cousins. I’m fortunate enough to be close with most of them. They’re crazy, yes. But they’re my family. There’s something among kin, that even when you’re completely mad, the level of understanding
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I Love NY?
September 9, 2014
The end of the summer always makes me a little blue, swirled with anxiety about returning to school, even though I haven’t returned to school in a few years, I’m still conditioned to get stressed out come September. Alas, the summer’s end is eased by the beauty of the changing leaves, the lack of sweating
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JUMP (this is not for you)
September 1, 2014
This one is not for you. It’s for me. It’s for a month from now, or two, when I am losing my shit, questioning all my life decisions. This is for future Lori. A reminder, for when I forget. Because I will. I like to jump off of cliffs. I love that feeling: The standing
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Music Videos
August 24, 2014
When MTV/VH1 still played music videos, I was all about them. I used to watch the countdowns every morning. Watching/listening music videos were the perfect thing to get ready for school. I miss music videos. Here are some of my favorites/most memorable. 10. Blue Orchid: White Stripes This music video is creepy as fuck. Jack
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Perseids
August 19, 2014
The Perseids meteor shower happens every August. And I don’t know why it took me to move to Queens to suddenly have this incredibly strong urge to see it. No matter. I could drive to the beach and see it. I wouldn’t get home later than any normal night I’m out doing comedy. Of course,
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Lori, The Brave?
August 11, 2014
brav·ery noun \ˈbrāv-rē, ˈbrā-və-\: the quality that allows someone to do things that are dangerous or frightening I’ve been told, by family and friends, strangers after shows that I am brave, based on doing stand-up alone. Sometimes, it’s in the form of a backhanded compliment. Like, as if they mean to say, “you weren’t really funny, but
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Grandma Wins
August 4, 2014
It’s a hot summer day in Florida, where a small apartment complex is attempting to entertain the children who are still off from school by having a belly flop contest at the pool. The kids line up, eager to show what they’re made of, when an elderly woman in her 80’s approaches the pool. The
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TV Characters That Made Me Want To Write For TV
July 29, 2014
10. Lisa Simpson A kid in a loving, but screwed up family that is a smart dork with quick wit, and a bit of an artsy snob? Of course I related to Lisa Simpson from a young age. I’m like a not as smart, from an even more dysfunctional family, grown up version of Lisa
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Gypsy Healthcare
July 22, 2014
After I graduated college, I rewarded myself by visiting my friend who was living in Spain at the time. She was living in Almeria, the southern most point in Spain. I visited Almeria, Barcelona, Madrid, and Granada. (Almeria is the Southern most point of Spain. It’s a big vacation spot for Europeans in the summer.)
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