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Agoraphobia
January 8, 2023
Agoraphobia is an anxiety disorder that often develops after one or more panic attacks. Symptoms include fear and avoidance of places and situations that might cause feelings of panic, entrapment, helplessness, or embarrassment. Treatment can help, but this condition cannot be cured. This is the medical definition of agoraphobia, though I might disagree with science
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I Have Bad Dreams Too
January 4, 2023
I wake up on my sisters couch, to my niece practically on top of me staring at me. She had fallen asleep snuggling with me. I moved her but she woke in the middle of the night and crawled back next to me. “You have to sleep next to me every night,” she says, “because
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The Knife At The Holiday Party
December 28, 2022
The group of kids I grew up with are still some of my closest friends to this day. It seems rare now, in my 30s, that one remains so close to their childhood best friends. Most of us have been friends since middle school, if not elementary school. We just got lucky, I guess. To
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Sorry Your Family Isn’t Cool
December 22, 2022
“I remember dreaming Wishing, hoping, praying for this day Now we sit and watch them The little ones I love So excited by the wait” — Christmastime, by the Smashing Pumpkins While many people who know me would accuse me of being an ice queen, a real life Wednesday Addams, socially autistic and a Debbie
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Beware, The Chocolate Fountain
December 9, 2022
We had our annual holiday tradition of my mom’s side of the family gathering early this year. Some people are not a fan of Christmas and I assume it’s because they don’t like their family. Seeing my kin is one of the many reasons, if not the top reason, I love the season. While our
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So I Dated A Sociopath
December 2, 2022
“The saddest thing about love is that not only that it cannot last forever, but that heartbreak is soon forgotten.” – William Faulkner It’s strange tale, and I’ll tell it true with everything I still know… which no longer feels like much. This is not a love story. This does not have a happy ending.
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Sending A Crack Head Into Crack Alley
December 1, 2022
Before I took off on my adventure to the city of light and love, one of my dearest friends requested I bring her some French macarons from their place of origin. I said this wouldn’t be a problem, though I quickly found it would be. No, not because French macarons were hard to come by
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The Lottery
November 17, 2022
Confused, self medicated and groggy, my eyelids barely open and for a moment I’m lost. Where am I? Am I on a train? How did I get here? The befuddlement passes and I remember, oh yeah— I’m on a plane, heading for Paris. Anytime the lottery gets really high, my sister reminds me to get
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Pre-Travel Anxiety
November 7, 2022
While travel gives my life pleasure, experience and in increased sense of purpose, I’m never without some concern before a trip. And, usually, this concern is financial. As I anticipate my next adventure, the city of love and prized by American literally heroes— Paris— I find myself facing known anxieties. It’s true I’m not so
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Butt Plug Palminteri: A Major Threat To Society
November 4, 2022
In a previous blog I shared how someone used one of my stand up clips and titled it “Butt Plugs” despite the fact that don’t even mention butt plugs in the set, nor I have ever said the term “butt plugs” into a microphone, ever. In just 3 days, the clip got over 100,000 views,
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