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All The Things I Love About Little You
April 3, 2022
Oh my little Blaise. You little, perfect wonder. I heard your first cries as you were being born because I accidentally walked in on your home birth (ask your mom and dad about this one day for a laugh). I just couldn’t wait to see your face. Your beautiful tiny face. And what a face
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The “Batty” Mobile
March 23, 2022
I’m a pretty firm believer that we don’t own things, our things own us. So allow me to introduce you to my new owner: It’s Batty. The “Batty” Mobile. And she’s dead sexy!!! I’m in love with her, I’m pretty sure. My family has a car thing. I don’t know why. We just like cars
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Hair
March 16, 2022
I didn’t really know how much a haircut (or styling or highlights) cost until I was in college. I remember the moment clearly. At the time, I was working at the nursing home and a girl I worked with had gotten a haircut and highlights and it looked really good. We were all complimenting her
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LOUD
March 12, 2022
One of my favorite movies of last year is Oscar contender “CODA.” Which stands for ‘Children of Deaf Adults.’ It’s a quite a simple story, but a moving one about family. I highly recommend it. While I’m not near deaf (thank goodness), my hearing is shit and getting worse. This all started when I was
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Favorite Kind Of Cousin
February 28, 2022
Last week, I spent most of my time with a four year old: niece Charlotte. My sister, who works in accounting, is stressed in the throes of tax season. Her husband was traveling for work. And it was the week of the kids break. Working remotely that week, I came out to be Charlotte’s companion.
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Just Don’t Lie To Me
February 22, 2022
I neither love nor hate being single. Like anything, there are pros and cons. Being alone doesn’t bother me the way I think it bothers most people. As an introvert, I relish lonely hours. This, however, doesn’t mean I’m immune to the sometimes daunting, if not crippling, loneliness side effects of longing for arms around
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The Intellect At The Sex Party
February 15, 2022
Now, it’s a well known fact I’m some sort of insomniac. More nights than not, I’m up extremely late, cursing my brain to just shut the fuck up so I rest and be a functional human in the morning. Sometimes, this leads to late night smoking sessions. Sometimes, weed will aid me into passing out.
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The Thing About Game Shows
February 13, 2022
The only time I watch game shows is when I’m in Florida visiting my parents. It’s part of their ritual routine. The only game show I consider admirable is ‘Jeopardy.’ The rest of it is shiny garbage. But the truth is, I actually like to watch game shows with my folks. They like ‘Wheel of
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Dear Abs
February 6, 2022
Dear Abs, I want you back. I miss you. Do you miss me? In those fleeting months we were one. God, did we look great together. I know I have to work a little harder to win you back. You have to really want it. Was I happier person with abs? Overall, probably not. True
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Stop Making Sense
January 29, 2022
When I first saw billboards for “David Byrne’s American Utopia,” for some reason I thought it was like “Mamma Mia” in the sense that they took Byrne’s music and turned it into a story (no disrespect to Mamma Mia, I actually love ABBA). I had no reason to think this it was just what my
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