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Dialogue
April 16, 2019
The word “schizoid” was first introduced into my vocabulary when I was in high school by a friend of mine who was in college and majoring in psychology at the time. Like anyone, if you’ve never heard of the word before, the immediate response would be to associate it with schizophrenia. Which, of course, is
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Play Time & Worry Time
April 6, 2019
“What did you do all day?” Fellow comedian, Pat Brown, asked in the green room of the music box theater in the Borgata on our fifth night. “I worked out. Did some writing and reading.” “You didn’t do anything you like to do?” “I like to work out, write and read.” “Sure. But that’s not
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Victoria
March 31, 2019
For reasons I’m not even really sure (I’m sure the reason is that I mumble), I’d been dealing with a guest/client at work all week who continued to call me ‘Victoria,’ both on the phone and via email. It was strange to me though, given ‘Victoria’ is two more syllables than ‘Lori.’ Nonetheless, my level
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This Is Not About You. Also, This Is Definitely About You.
March 22, 2019
Upon returning from Costa Rica with my badly bruised yet bronze tanned body, I stood in line at La Guardia airport for a taxi, a quick ride to my home in Astoria. It was Valentine’s Day. Not that it being Valentine’s Day ever meant anything to me besides a landmark that there was still a
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Where’d All The Time Go
March 17, 2019
For almost all of my gigs, if a friend or family member expressed interest to come along, my facial expression would resemble having a sip of a drink someone told you to try that is just god awful tasting and you’re wondering if there is something off in your chemical makeup that it taste this
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What I Can’t Teach You
March 10, 2019
Plenty of people have asked me, as I’m sure they’ve asked you, what my type is. Especially if you’re a single soon to be 30 year old female, your dating life is fascinating to other people. The answer will come easily to me, and I would give you the same answer I did since I
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Swaddle
March 7, 2019
During my favorite kind of cousins baby shower, I stepped up to lead the gift opening business. This is not something I like doing. In fact, I would go as far as saying it’s something I hate doing. My cousin, who doubles as one of my best friends, is also not a fan of this
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Costa Rica: Part IV: The Hook Brings You Back
February 25, 2019
“We need a hook,” Nick, my writing partner, has been saying to me for two years, “come up with a good hook.” When I took various writing classes in my college years, no one told me that writing would actually be the easy part. It’s original and good ideas that are the true gems and
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Costa Rica: Mad Monkey Man (Part III)
February 16, 2019
“I’m crazy Felix.” “This is crazy Mitch and I’m loco Lori.” Crazy Felix laughs at this and shakes our hands. The mangrove tour is tucked away in the rain forest. A dilapidated house serves as the office and it looks more like a place you’d be taken if you were kidnapped than a tour. Two
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Costa Rica: Ride On (Part II)
February 15, 2019
[Previously on Lori’s Blog: Lori and her brother left for their surf trip to Costa Rica, a trip to celebrate the “end of Lori’s 20’s.” On the second day, Lori got severe food poisoning but still went hiking in a rain forest where they saw a lot of wildlife and then Lori got sick again.]
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