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Where’d All The Time Go
March 17, 2019
For almost all of my gigs, if a friend or family member expressed interest to come along, my facial expression would resemble having a sip of a drink someone told you to try that is just god awful tasting and you’re wondering if there is something off in your chemical makeup that it taste this
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What I Can’t Teach You
March 10, 2019
Plenty of people have asked me, as I’m sure they’ve asked you, what my type is. Especially if you’re a single soon to be 30 year old female, your dating life is fascinating to other people. The answer will come easily to me, and I would give you the same answer I did since I
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Swaddle
March 7, 2019
During my favorite kind of cousins baby shower, I stepped up to lead the gift opening business. This is not something I like doing. In fact, I would go as far as saying it’s something I hate doing. My cousin, who doubles as one of my best friends, is also not a fan of this
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Costa Rica: Part IV: The Hook Brings You Back
February 25, 2019
“We need a hook,” Nick, my writing partner, has been saying to me for two years, “come up with a good hook.” When I took various writing classes in my college years, no one told me that writing would actually be the easy part. It’s original and good ideas that are the true gems and
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Costa Rica: Mad Monkey Man (Part III)
February 16, 2019
“I’m crazy Felix.” “This is crazy Mitch and I’m loco Lori.” Crazy Felix laughs at this and shakes our hands. The mangrove tour is tucked away in the rain forest. A dilapidated house serves as the office and it looks more like a place you’d be taken if you were kidnapped than a tour. Two
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Costa Rica: Ride On (Part II)
February 15, 2019
[Previously on Lori’s Blog: Lori and her brother left for their surf trip to Costa Rica, a trip to celebrate the “end of Lori’s 20’s.” On the second day, Lori got severe food poisoning but still went hiking in a rain forest where they saw a lot of wildlife and then Lori got sick again.]
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Costa Rica: Sloths, Sickness, Surfing (Part I)
February 10, 2019
In the morning I manically finished a writing packet, bags packed (my bag had been packed almost two weeks in advance) at the door, anxious with excitement for my afternoon flight to Costa Rica. This is on Monday, February 4th. My brother and travel buddy, Mitch, would already be there, hours before me. Thank goodness
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The Gate
February 4, 2019
There were three things I had to adjust to when I moved from my childhood home with my parents out on Long Island to my home today, a cozy apartment in the most North West corner of Queens, New York. The first was the steam heat noise. Anyone who’s lived in an old building is
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Fly Away (Oh Glory!)
January 26, 2019
I’ll spare you details of some ongoing urology problems and my apparently shitty kidneys that aren’t good at their stupid job (you have one job, kidneys, ONE JOB!). There I was. Pants pulled down to my ankles having a conversation with my new urologist, telling him all about my family’s history of being hospitalized for
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The Death’s, Three
January 19, 2019
Of course, as a loose rule, they say comedy comes in 3’s. And 3 can be a damned number for someone with OCD tendencies. But in that case it has nothing to do with the 3 at all. Furthermore, I’ve long heard it said that death comes in 3’s. The notion freaked me out as
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