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Me coming from You
April 8, 2018
You think maybe the only thing you’ve ever been 100% sure about is that you never want to be too far from the ocean. You need to be close enough that you can just go there, on a whim, even if it’s too cold to go in, but ultimately, you will need Mother Oceans embrace.
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Some Guy Named Ron
April 2, 2018
It’s my last day in Aruba. With an evening flight home to New York, I have the morning. There’s a spot about two miles away from the hotel I’m staying that, allegedly, has some really great snorkeling. Forever a loving daughter of Mother Ocean, snorkeling is an activity that never bores nor ceases to amaze
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LIZARDS
March 26, 2018
After spending the morning running on the beach and swimming in the pristine turquoise blue water on my first day in Aruba, I noticed something a bit odd… I hadn’t seen a single lizard. Could Aruba be a tropical island without lizards? This seemed impossible to me. I’d expected this place to be crawling with
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Snobby, Bitch. Quiet, Weirdo.
March 18, 2018
One of my closest friends in comedy confessed that when he first met me he thought I was a snob and kind of a bitch. We first met at a sort of comic gathering at the Beer Garden in Astoria. He is a super friendly guy and no one would ever describe me as super
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YAHTZEE!
March 9, 2018
Our family reunions are filled with sarcastic comments, jabs, a few debates and a couple of arguments. Also, board games! My family has always been a board game playing family. This may seem like wholesome family fun, but I assure you, our board game playing has never mirrored the commercials they put on TV. We
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Señor B
March 3, 2018
It was in my sophomore year of high school when I had Señor B for Spanish class. I was quite thrilled about this class — not because I liked Spanish, because I hated it. Because I was bad at it. This would be the year I took the Spanish regents and then I would never
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Plane Passenger
February 28, 2018
While it is both my specialty and joy to write about the characters who are insane, annoying, deplorable yet human— and everyone, I mean everyone, has been subjected to sitting next to a human you wouldn’t even want to know existed, let alone have to sit next to them on a flight. But, alas, most
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Interview
February 16, 2018
Usually, I’m horrible in interviews. I can’t believe I manage to land any jobs at all based on my interviewing skills (or lack thereof). Despite being able to perform on stage in front of hundreds with ease, being social with strangers, especially in a situation where I have to “sell myself” gives me terrible anxiety.
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When I Meet You
February 10, 2018
When I meet you the whole world will stop. All the thoughts in my head, those never ending loops, they will cease. There will just be you. And I will fall in love when I meet you. I know this before even meeting you, because it’s happened before when I met your brother. How, suddenly,
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Shiver Attack
February 3, 2018
It was my brother who was describing how he was just in the throes of a shiver attack. My cousin, an ER nurse, stared at him wide eyed. “A shiver attack? That’s not a thing. You mean shivering?” “No,” my brother says, “there’s shivering, and then there’s a shiver attack.” “You’re making this up,” my
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