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What’s The Use In Talking
January 26, 2018
What’s The Use In Talking. It was my great grandfather’s saying. “What’s the use in talking.” While he is someone I would never meet, perhaps he is someone I have much in common with. Growing up, my Dad recited his mantra frequently, “what’s the use in talking.” That could be the log line of my
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N, N-DIMETHYLTRYPTAMINE/AM I A BABY
January 21, 2018
Ask yourself a hard question. Ask yourself: Do I Want To See What My Soul Looks Like? Don’t tell me. I don’t give a shit either way. But have you ever really considered it. I mean, really really thought about it. Have you considered that, without a body, how would you recognize yourself, without your
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Movies That Made Me Cry
January 11, 2018
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (2017) There seems to be some debate about how great this movie is, but it was easily one of my favorites of 2017. The writer/director Martin McDonagh is definitely heavily influenced by two of my favorite directors, the Coen brothers. I mean, Francis McDormand is the lead (and she fucking
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1000 Words
January 5, 2018
A picture is worth a thousand words. We have heard it a thousand times. It is true, sometimes, that a picture conveys a message better than the word. Especially when I see pictures of war zones, or people born into countries that aren’t as privileged as the United States. These photographs of such tragedy slay
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Bad Habits
December 29, 2017
“Feel like a brand new person (But you make the same old mistakes) I finally know what is love (You don’t have what it takes) (Stop while it’s not too late) (I know there’s too much at stake) (Making the same mistakes) And I still don’t know why it’s happening (Stop before it’s too late)”
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To All My Friends
December 22, 2017
Now, I realize my blogs can be quite deplorable tonally. As well as my twitter jokes. And my stand-up. And just being around me in general (I was once out with my friend/comic Michael Somerville and his friend. His friend whom I just met asked me, “what is your stand-up about?” And without missing a
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What’s His Name
December 15, 2017
Sometime early 2016, I went on three dates with a guy and never learned his name. That sentence is both ridiculous and hilarious, but also, sadly true. Allow me to explain. We “met” on Bumble. Bumble, for those lucky enough to have never online dated, is your basic swipe left for no, swipe right for
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Toys R Us
December 10, 2017
For two months I worked in a Toys R Us for the months of November and December for just above minimum wage. I had already graduated from college, an honors student. This was after I worked in the nursing home. The nursing home job remains one of the highest paying jobs I’ve ever had. I
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Secret Spy
December 3, 2017
Many times as a kid, and I won’t lie, as an adult as well, I’ve daydreamed the scenario where I’m a spy. Incognito and unnoticed, a simple patron of a bar or cafe, gathering information on someone. An ass kicking spy who “only works alone” because everyone she gets close to dies and makes sarcastic
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Background
November 25, 2017
It would probably not surprise you if I told you that background actors (and I use the word “actor” here very loosely) are mostly batshit insane. I’ve never claimed nor pretended to be sane myself, but I self-indentify as the “good kind of crazy,” if such a thing exists. And it often horrifies me when
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