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Remember, Remember, What Happens In November
November 19, 2017
There are patterns. And they can’t always be chalked up to coincidence. To see it that way would be foolish. November and February. The notoriously rough months. It’s rare I can escape either month without some sort of depressive episode and/or a nervous breakdown. Blame it on the darkness. Blame it on the cold. Blame
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Showered
November 12, 2017
“You would think you came from a broken home with a bad divorce based on your feelings towards marriage,” my friend said to me. It’s hard not to laugh at that, because it would seem that way. But he is wrong. My parents marriage is so fucking good, they have nearly ruined relationships for me.
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Bear Mountain
November 3, 2017
I had thought about it the night before but wasn’t sure if I would actually follow through. Hiking Bear Mountain was something I talked about when I moved to Astoria almost four years ago, but alas, as beautiful as mountains are, my heart always belonged to the sea. Bad sleep is to blame and to
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Are You Afraid Of The Dark?
October 29, 2017
Yes. Quite simply and fully. Always have been, always will be. Even if I love it now, in many ways, the dark is when I tell jokes and make people laugh, the dark is when you’re comfortable in bed: for sleep, for sex, for warmth, for the love of nothingness. The dark is when Manhattan
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The Fourth Hour
October 22, 2017
And so, it would seem, once again, when the Fourth Hour comes, I spring up, awake and alert, usually at 4am, but that’s only because I usually go to bed at midnight, it could be 3am, if I went to sleep earlier, or 5am if I went to sleep later. The time itself is irrelevant,
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The Things You Don’t Remember
October 14, 2017
Is the mind a terrible thing to waste? While I believe I have a particularly good memory, every brain is selective. For instance, I can remember lines of books or movies I’ve read/seen just once. I can go an entire day exclusively quoting song lyrics. But I often forget conversations I have with people on
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Cities! Ranked! USA!
October 8, 2017
12. Milwaukee I come from a large family with a lot of cousins, and one of my closest cousins moved to Milwaukee for her job. Of course, because I love her dearly, I went to visit. Besides seeing her, I didn’t care for the city at all. It just… lacks any charm whatsoever. I returned
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Myth
October 2, 2017
We all subscribe to bullshit, it’s true. Be it the American Dream, religion, the nuclear family, marriage, money, altruism, yoga, politics, what Hollywood sells, the sheer phoniness of social media, etc. The list of bullshit that we think leads to happier lives is endless. I’ve long rejected all of it. Debunking your religion, your 9-5
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MATH
September 23, 2017
It was a dreaded hour. Knowing that soon, there would be a timed multiplication test. In middle school, I was still so tiny, my feet didn’t reach the floor from my chair, and my legs would swing back and forth with anxiety. Those timed math tests filled me with such abominable fear, it shakes me
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IT(‘S RECORDER)
September 17, 2017
Kids are not unlike adults in the sense that when you tell them not to do something, they really, really want to do it. I was not, and am still not an exception to defying what other people think is best for me. As a kid, I loved both horror and science fiction. My parents
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