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April 30, 2018
White water rafting is best in the Spring. And by best I mean most dangerous. Because as the snow melts, the river levels rise and creates the fastest and largest rapids. Cut from the same half insane cloth, my cousin Brian and I had our eyes on going on a day trip this Spring. Brian’s
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Breakneck Ridge
April 21, 2018
It wasn’t the plan. The plan was to hike Bull Hill. But I couldn’t locate the trail. The first place my gps lead me to was a sketchy gravel road, and I turned back because I drive a Hyundai Accent, and they’re not exactly known for their off-roading abilities. In town (Cold Spring), a security
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April 14, 2018
Sometimes….. It just goes down like this….. It’s nothing really significant It’s nothing so special That we are not so unique That we happen all the time It doesn’t mean that our experience is any less If it’s new to us, then it is new An exploration An adventure That maybe we are drawn to
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Me coming from You
April 8, 2018
You think maybe the only thing you’ve ever been 100% sure about is that you never want to be too far from the ocean. You need to be close enough that you can just go there, on a whim, even if it’s too cold to go in, but ultimately, you will need Mother Oceans embrace.
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Some Guy Named Ron
April 2, 2018
It’s my last day in Aruba. With an evening flight home to New York, I have the morning. There’s a spot about two miles away from the hotel I’m staying that, allegedly, has some really great snorkeling. Forever a loving daughter of Mother Ocean, snorkeling is an activity that never bores nor ceases to amaze
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LIZARDS
March 26, 2018
After spending the morning running on the beach and swimming in the pristine turquoise blue water on my first day in Aruba, I noticed something a bit odd… I hadn’t seen a single lizard. Could Aruba be a tropical island without lizards? This seemed impossible to me. I’d expected this place to be crawling with
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Snobby, Bitch. Quiet, Weirdo.
March 18, 2018
One of my closest friends in comedy confessed that when he first met me he thought I was a snob and kind of a bitch. We first met at a sort of comic gathering at the Beer Garden in Astoria. He is a super friendly guy and no one would ever describe me as super
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YAHTZEE!
March 9, 2018
Our family reunions are filled with sarcastic comments, jabs, a few debates and a couple of arguments. Also, board games! My family has always been a board game playing family. This may seem like wholesome family fun, but I assure you, our board game playing has never mirrored the commercials they put on TV. We
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Señor B
March 3, 2018
It was in my sophomore year of high school when I had Señor B for Spanish class. I was quite thrilled about this class — not because I liked Spanish, because I hated it. Because I was bad at it. This would be the year I took the Spanish regents and then I would never
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Plane Passenger
February 28, 2018
While it is both my specialty and joy to write about the characters who are insane, annoying, deplorable yet human— and everyone, I mean everyone, has been subjected to sitting next to a human you wouldn’t even want to know existed, let alone have to sit next to them on a flight. But, alas, most
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