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The Nice Guys
September 24, 2016
I didn’t really want to write this blog, but I feel like someone has to say it, and it might as well be me, because, let’s face it, I’m pretty brilliant. If you’re sitting around thinking, “I’m such a nice guy (or girl), and girls (or boys) don’t want to date me, even though I’m
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Fucking Funny Films
September 17, 2016
This was probably the hardest list I’ve ever made, and some of my absolute favorites didn’t make this list. BUT, I aimed to choose the films that make me howl with laughter over and over, even though I’ve seen all these movies many, many times and know all the jokes. If I need a laugh,
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Sad Clown
September 12, 2016
I sort of unintentionally (or maybe subconsciously intentionally) drew some attention to myself as someone who suffers from severe depression. It’s not an act of bravery to write about such things. At least I don’t see it that way, and I cringe when people applaud me for opening up about my demented thoughts. My blog,
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C’mon Irene
September 5, 2016
This obnoxious nature-taunting picture was taken late summer 2011, on the Eve Irene would visit Long Island. Growing up a beach bum on the south shore of Long Island, we knew Irene was going to do damage, but not nearly as bad as News 12 was making it out. If
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(Road) Rage
August 28, 2016
Much of my time is spent in my car. As a traveling clown, I spend hours playing music too loud, to drown out my non-stop, often horrific thoughts, as I make my way to a gig. Usually, I’m singing along, zoned out, and occasionally talking (by talking I mean mumbling) to myself. In my defense,
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sci fi kid
August 21, 2016
Oh boy! A sleep paralysis episode! It’s been months. I’ve been doing this sleep paralysis bit (to be honest, it’s been hit or miss, it’s a work in progress) and now I have had so many people telling me their sleep paralysis stories, which is equal parts cool and terrifying, just like sleep paralysis. In
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Tickle Model
August 16, 2016
It was late one night, and I was writing emails, when I got a message from someone I didn’t know, asking if I was interested in being a tickle model. She explained, basically, you’re tied up in lingerie (not nude) and tickled by a third party, usually another woman. She also politely added that she
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Overrated Movies
August 7, 2016
10. Independence Day Okay, so I used to love Independence Day. Loved it. Aliens, explosions, Jeff Goldblum. It didn’t take a lot for me to love a film when I was a kid. I held this movie in such high regard… until I watched it as an adult. All this time I thought it was
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Sensory Deprivation
July 30, 2016
When I first heard of sensory deprivation tanks, I was both fascinated and a bit terrified. Locked in a dark tank? Pitch black? Darkness plus claustrophobia? Being alone with solely my thoughts? My demented thoughts? Sounds like my worst nightmare. An isolation/sensory deprivation tank is a lightless, soundproof tank which subjects float in salt water
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Kids
July 25, 2016
The late 20’s female is scorned when she says she doesn’t want children. People are horrified, and convinced you’ll change your mind, as if being childless is a dreadful fate for a woman. I once dated a guy specifically because he had a boat. I didn’t care for him at all, but he had a
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