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Lori in the Sky with Diamonds
December 21, 2015
Prologue: Is it douchey to have a prologue for a blog? Probably. Whatever. I just wanted to share with you this important piece of information before we continue. I stopped eating red meat. Okay, that information itself is not so important, but the reason why is. I had bacon only a couple times in the
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Ghosts
December 13, 2015
My sister and I shared a room growing up. When we were kids, it was great, as we grew older, it was not so great. Lisa and I are very different people. We look alike. A lot a like. But Lisa enjoys the simple things, and trusts people to the point of naiveté, and I
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9 TV Show You Should Be Watching
December 5, 2015
Because I’m a screenwriter, and a comic, people ask me all the time, “what TV shows should I watch?” Okay… that doesn’t happen that often… usually I just give people my unsolicited opinions. So here’s a list of some shows you probably aren’t watching, but should be… 9. You’re the Worst “As my grandma used
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The After Effects
November 28, 2015
FXX’s dark sitcom, “You’re The Worst” is absolutely killing it this season (season 2), after revealing one of the main character’s, Gretchen (played by the amazing Aya Cash), suffers from clinical depression. “You’re The Worst” is about a new couple, who are essentially the worst: selfish, rude, cynical, self destructive, and shamelessly shameful. It’s everything
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Palminteri, like Chazz
November 23, 2015
When I first started doing stand up comedy, I thought about using a stage name. Palminteri was butchered by people my entire life. Italian last names sound pretty much exactly how they’re spelled, but it’s a last name people seldom get right the first time. I considered my stage alias to be my first and
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HOW GRANDPA DIED
November 17, 2015
Upon returning from a trip to Puerto Rico with my best friend, I had a sense something was not right. My folks, who had originally offered to pick us up from the airport, had said they couldn’t come without explanation. Two days prior, when speaking with them via telephone, my brother came on the phone
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Absent
November 9, 2015
My sister moved to Florida just before my nephew’s first birthday. Babies, of course, have no real concept of space or time, so the last time I hugged and kissed him, was like any other time for him… I’d see him in a week. Except this time, I wouldn’t, and I just wanted to hold
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Little Pussy Bitch (A Shark Tale)
November 2, 2015
The last time I went surfing in Florida with my brother and Father, we found ourselves sharing the surf with an eight foot long bull shark. This would be the second time I would see a shark in the water while surfing. The first time was at Atlantique Beach, on Fire Island, back home on
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Fear & Loathing in Lori’s Apartment
October 26, 2015
When my parents helped move me into my current home in Astoria, I proudly gave my Ralph Steadman’s ‘Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas’ illustration prime real estate in my studio. It was a poster my Mom always hated. When I got it, she scoffed at it and said, “it looks like a demon.” She
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Shopping with Mom
October 17, 2015
Mom was chatting with someone in Bob’s in West Islip, as I dragged my feet, trying to look at clothes. I was in High School, and abnormally tiny. Though a teenager, I was still buying clothes from Kids R’ Us, mostly because, kids clothes was all I fit into. Juniors/teen clothes looked like maternity clothes
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