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Despite All This Malice
October 15, 2023
It’s true enough I’m no optimist. I’ve been accused of being a pessimist and a Debbie Downer by most of the people who know me best. They weren’t being unfair in their accusations. It’s not just my sense of humor that is dark. My obsessive nature frequently spirals to final outcomes, which are never happy,
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The Girl In The Casino With A Book
October 7, 2023
There’s a sense I get I’m being unfaithful when I’m sitting at a bar and ordering tea instead of booze. There’s a man at the end of the bar, observing me for longer than he should. Likely not just because for among casino clientele I’m young, nor that I’m a pretty girl, alone, but because
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My Boobs Are Down Here
September 27, 2023
All in all, I’m pretty pleased with how I’m aging. People are often shocked to find I’m in my 30s, let alone mid 30s— so for the most part my genetics/diet and exercise habits are serving me well. But alas, I am a woman so I do get horribly insecure about rather insignificant things. Here’s
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So You Want To Buy Pictures Of My Feet?
September 22, 2023
Years ago, I got a random email asking me to be a tickle model. The offer was to be paid $1000 an hour to be tickled on film. My face wouldn’t have to be shown. Initially, I thought one of my friends was doing a bit and playing a prank on me, so I went
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Sworn Common Enemy
September 13, 2023
It bothers me I now live in a country with no sense of unity, that people are quick to point fingers, lack the self awareness that sometimes you can choose to be a victim or not. Is community dead? Is it just my tribe versus your tribe? And no room for compromise? No dance floor
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Gratitude Attitude
September 11, 2023
It didn’t ruin my summer, as summer is my favorite season and I never fail to beach like Ken, surf as much as possible and spend every free moment fleeing to the ocean— but the pressure I was simply putting on myself for self producing my debut comedy album added a extra cloud of anxiety
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Weird Enough
September 3, 2023
A weird little writer and rainbow chaser, basically an insecure kid, a nerdy virgin, with an imaginative brain and a kid at heart but an old soul kind of brain decided to try stand up comedy. The first time you do stand up, you’ll find, isn’t nearly as sigfincant as the years you put in
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Devices and Vices
August 25, 2023
There are times I will go some time without a lick of booze or a puff of weed without even trying or thinking about it. Wrapped up in work or activities that I don’t feel will be amplified by such things. When my brain won’t pester me with overlapping thoughts nor will I feel estranged
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Screeching Screams
August 19, 2023
I’m thankful for any night I can fall asleep before 1am. If I fall asleep before midnight it’s usually at the cost of a sleep aid, or illness. But on this night, I drifted off to sleep pondering this strange dream I had the night before where I was locked in a rehab, except the
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Clinging To Life
August 13, 2023
“Gertrude, are you dead?” These are usually the first words I utter in the morning, or the first thing I say when I come home. Gertrude, of course, is my beta fish (who identifies as they/them) of about three years. They are dying. Gertrude’s metallic shining blue scales have been fading to a flatter color.
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